Ugh.

Today was pretty lame... Went to work. Didn't do anything at all, and don't feel the least bit bad about it. So I'm on 8 hour days this week, which is unusual for me. So for once, I got to go home while the sun was still up, and I promptly went to Target to buy a celebratory Hot Pocket. And then I ate it.

Now, I'm sitting on the couch with my gay roommate, and we are eating homemade pizza, drinking Yellowtail, and going to have chocolate covered strawberries for dessert. We each have our own bottle (I'm not alcoholic I swear!) and I can't help but think to myself... Why can't my roommate be straight?!

Men are wasted on the gays.

>:/