Babe, I will so crash with you if you need backup. WE BITCHES STICK TOGETHER. And sexy tiems are SO on the menu, you have NO IDEA. (unless you read as much porn as I do. In which case, you may have a pretty good idea...)

And I will help you hide the body, if it comes to that.

Wish I could send Midol, but this is all I got:







Also, wizards?